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Schofield Alan
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United States
The other day I stood in front of an automatic door for an hour. It didn't open. Conclusion: I do not exist. Therefore my bio does not exist.

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EaGLe-NbULa Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, hi! You may not remember me, but you stumbled upon an improvised poem of mine from a long time ago! It is so great to see you on the site on a regular basis, because you seem to be very creative in the art of poetry, which is one I wish to excel in on account of my songwriting hobby. I'm glad I found your page again! :)
Schofield-Alan Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Professional Writer
Glad to be back and to be seen. I remember you! That insane gush of viscera of a poem you wrote. Holds up, for sure. I tend to binge on poetry, the plays, then whatever novel I'm working on. I'll have to post what I've been working on. Thanks for reminding me that people are watching!
Kelcobi Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just realized I wasn't *watching* you!
C4--Frosty Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am here because you are the second place winner of Writing-Rampage's contest. I am the person who donated writings/stories to the winners. Since you are second place, you will get four stories/writings. I cannot promise that what I write will be one hundred percent correct, but I will try.
DasGhul Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014   General Artist
Welcome to :iconthenewelite:! :salute:
KissTheSunrise Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
Happy Birthday dude !!  :party: :hooray: :heart:
DasGhul Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013   General Artist
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday :iconschofield-alan:, happy birthday to you. :bow:
IyraEMM Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
happy birthday! :)
Schofield-Alan Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Professional Writer
I wanted to tell you, but my computer wouldn't work. You were the first one to wish my a happy birthday this year! This makes you the new most important person in my life for a while! How can I make your life more awesome?
IyraEMM Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
oh that's cool! haha. how was your birthday? did you do anything fun?

haha my life needs to float in its not-awesome phase for a while, it's only healthy :hug:
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