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My 5-episode apocalyptic radio show. Enjoy soap operas, interviews, and music by yours truly. Free to stream or download!
My 5-episode apocalyptic radio show. Enjoy soap operas, interviews, and music by yours truly. Free to stream or download!
VESSELS
FRIENDS! It's been a bit! Well, I've been writing plays and such, and OH HEY! LOOK AT THIS! My new sci-fi novel, Vessels, is OUT and ready to creep you the hell out! Give it a peep!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0988631393
New Kids Poem Book is OUT!!!
https://www.amazon.com/Katydids-Poems-Kids-But-Mostly/dp/1499349440/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409057460&sr=8-1&keywords=katydids+and+poems+for+kids+but+mostly
Turn children into better people! Get them this! Or get yourself one and read aloud on a street corner!
In the Jungle Enchilada
There's a Mexican woman who comes in and makes food at my work sometimes. Her son works in the call center. She puts her hair in a headband and brings me chips sometimes. Today she came up to me before she left, eyes gleeming.
"You like strawberry?" she said.
"Yeah," I said. She pulled out a plastic storage bag filled with strawberries and opened it smiling. I said thank you and picked one.
"There's a big one," she said nodding down. I found the big one and took it. "My son has the epilepsy," she said, now serious, "You watch him."
I said, "Yeah, keep an eye on him. Thanks for the fruit." It started pouring rain outside. She looked to the
$1,000,000,000,000.25 A Conscience Stream
I walked into the break-room as I heard a coworker say, "Man, if I had that much money, I'd just spend every moment I could with my friends and family, and that would be IT."
This is Brett and these are the things Brett says. He's got sexy, blond, wavy hair and takes professional photos of skaters (with the fish eye lens like it's 2004 or some shit). Brett is preposterously successful, ridiculously nice, and I'm super jealous of him, sure. But I also hate him a little for the same reasons. Every time he talks I think, "Wait, isn't the world supposed to crush people like you?"
Anyway.
He caught me making an annoyed scrunched up face at him.
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Just downloaded all five, I think these will make a good art-making backdrop. 